Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

Obscene muttering

There are books which are just not very good ... they have wonky characterisation, or lack internal consistency, or just aren't evry interesting. And that's annoying (especially if you paid the exoirbatant Australian retail price for them). But ultimately, you shrug and move on.

And then there are books which are good ... they have solid characterisation, an interesting story, well-constructed prose ... which suddenly turn around and throw up a scene or plot point which takes all that goodness you've been enjoying, tears it to pieces, and urinates all over the remains. And it's far, far worse than a book that was just never very good to begin with, because you were invested in what was happening. You've actually lost something that, until that point, you had gained.

In other words, it's the kind of thing to make you write obscure, nerdragey LJ posts at 7:30 in the morning. Damn you, Kate Elliott and your novel The Law of Becoming, for giving me the literary equivalent of a punch to the nuts.
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Friday, April 3rd, 2009

Life on Mars - US Version Finale

Wow ... they dropped the ball completely.
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Saturday, February 28th, 2009

An Appeal for (Zombie) Reason

To all writers and producers of Zombie movies, shows, books and graphic novels.

I'd just like to bring it to your attention that when I seek out a Zombie product, I do so not because I want a rumination on how the real monsters are we humans.

I do so because I want to see some frickin' zombies, ripping someone's frickin' face off.


(James Farr gets it. Everyone else, not so much.)
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Thursday, November 13th, 2008

I read it on the internet, so it must be true

"popular boy's name Jackson is the surname of the seventh US president, Andrew 'Stonewall' Jackson"
-- From Agence France-Presse

Good to know ignorance in reporting is a worldwide phenomenon.
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Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Blargh

The sooner Russell T Davies GOES THE HELL AWAY AND NEVER DESPOILS DOCTOR WHO AGAIN, the better.

Good grief, that was awful. Overwritten, overblown, over-contrived, over-schmalzy pap, with a side order of arbitrary, even more-oiver-the-top angst and a whole heapin' helpin' of YOU DID ALL THESE 'TWISTS' BEFORE, YOU HACK.
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Sunday, May 11th, 2008

Gah.

*beats the writer of the The Doctor's Daughter with a rusty crowbar*


Rusty, because that way, even if the beating doesn't kill them, tetanus might.
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Sunday, July 1st, 2007

Last of the Time Lords

Doctor Who. Shark. Well and truly jumped.
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Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

Evolution of the Daleks

That, without any sort of hyperbole required, is a prime contender for the status of Worst Dalek Story Ever.
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Monday, January 15th, 2007

Battlesnark Galactica

"The producers also confirmed that they are in the midst of developing a 2-hour standalone “Battlestar Galactica” film, which may be released between Seasons 3 and 4. If there is no Season 4, then the film, which would probably be released on DVD and air on Sci Fi, would not go forward.

In any case, the DVD movie would not be a conclusion of the show’s third-season cliffhanger finale, which they say will once again take the show in a shocking new direction."


I guess it is too much to hope that the "shocking new direction" might be "actually being good"?
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