To all writers and producers of Zombie movies, shows, books and graphic novels.

I'd just like to bring it to your attention that when I seek out a Zombie product, I do so not because I want a rumination on how the real monsters are we humans.

I do so because I want to see some frickin' zombies, ripping someone's frickin' face off.


(James Farr gets it. Everyone else, not so much.)